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thealphapigeon:

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Listen man I can’t plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you’re telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I’m in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i’m in nebraska buried in a sand dune

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Me in six months double booking myself like a whore

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I just discovered a band I’d never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I’m at the start of a fantasy novel

To make things even weirder they’re called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I’d say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They’re kinda good though??

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I’m going to take the high dive off a cliff

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I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

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I’m going to kill myself for real

Please don’t let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who’s never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

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You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you’re actually being really funny about it

Tell me This is a joke omg

It’s not a joke 😭

I actually didn’t know about the band Vampire Weekend until yesterday when I found a couple of their CDs in an old abandoned school building my friends and I were exploring